BLOWUP BENTLEYS
Original lyric draft — November 1, 2026

[Verse 1]
My neighbor bought a sports car
Said it cost him half his pay
I said, “Well, mine gets delivered
In a cardboard box today”
He was leaning on his fender
When I pulled that beauty out
By the time I found the air pump
Half the street had gathered 'round

[Pre-Chorus]
Got a grille that says I've made it
Got a roof that's looking low
Give me fifteen more minutes
And I'll put on quite a show

[Chorus]
Blowup Bentleys, pump 'em up
Champagne dreams on a paper-cup budget
Emerald green or metallic red
Got the whole block turning heads
Zero miles and a million-dollar grin
All that class, just plug it in
If your bank account says, “Please don't tempt me”
Blow up your world with a Blowup Bentley

[Verse 2]
There's a fellow down in Florida
With a cover on his prize
I said, “Read me all the fine print
Something doesn't look quite right”
He said, “Son, there's no engine”
I said, “That's our selling point
Ours comes with a little air pump
And it really lifts the joint”

[Pre-Chorus]
No mechanic on a Monday
No expensive mystery sound
But you better bring some barbells
If you want to keep it 'round

[Chorus]
Blowup Bentleys, pump 'em up
Champagne dreams on a paper-cup budget
Emerald green or metallic red
Got the whole block turning heads
Zero miles and a million-dollar grin
All that class, just plug it in
If your bank account says, “Please don't tempt me”
Blow up your world with a Blowup Bentley

[Bridge — half-time, spoken-sung]
Now the deluxe driveway package
Has the neighbors seeing green
And the heavy metal upgrade
Ain't a motor — it's gym equipment, see?
She said, “Can we take a little road trip?”
I said, “Darling, here's the deal
We can go wherever we imagine
But we're staying by the reel”

[Instrumental — electric guitar and horn break]

[Verse 3]
Sunday morning, cup of coffee
Everybody stops to stare
I just wave across the hedges
Like I haven't got a care
Then a little gust came calling
And my hood began to sway
I said, “Honey, grab the dumbbells
Our investment's getting away!”

[Final Chorus — lift, group backing vocals]
Blowup Bentleys, pump 'em up
Champagne dreams on a paper-cup budget
Emerald green or metallic red
Got the whole block turning heads
Zero miles and a million-dollar grin
All that class, just plug it in
Let the whole world know you're riding plenty
Sitting right here with a Blowup Bentley

[Outro — spoken with a smile]
Air conditioning? Comes standard.
Horsepower? Depends on the wind.
Engine sold separately...
Very separately.

[Final sung tag]
Blowup Bentleys — let the good air roll!